When I was growing up in Prince George, my friends and I often dreamed of being able to party with the legendary Motley Crue.
Well thank goodness for aging rockers! Now for a measly five hundred US dollars, I can embrace “my Wild Side” by setting sail with the Vince Neil and some of his rocker buddies on a Motley Cruise. That’s right, four days of debauchery on the high seas with the band’s legendary front man and Carnival Cruises.
If any of the people who are on his MySpace page show up, it would be a pretty trashy affair to say the least. Sadly, now that I’m a responsible dad, I can’t really justify spending portions of my son’s education fund to hang out with a boatload of ex-strippers and wrinkly, long-haired forty somethings.